She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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