what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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