Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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