I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
All I need to do is acquire a Shrek costume.
Please don't traumatize your girlfriend too terribly. Have fun.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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