tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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