Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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