oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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