haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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