You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
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