Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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