This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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