At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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