I need help removing her.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
