Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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