Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I'm gonna fight the coyote
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