It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I always "accidentally" drop a condom and make sure she sees it's a magnum. By the time I'm inside her and she realizes how small I am, it's all over in a flash and I'm done. Plus, they never call back so I never have to see the girl ever again. #gratefulforprematuretinypenis
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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