the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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