..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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