Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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