He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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