she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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