It's just like the Real World with babies
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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