Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Four minutes until I can fart!
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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