S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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