Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
why did i wake up with a kid named Raphael in my bed this morning?
I dont know but you did call last night to tell me you found the last ninja turtle
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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