dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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