so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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