Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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