Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
My breasts were aching with rage.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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