People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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