My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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