Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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