Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
