i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
