at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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