Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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