plz talk dirty to me
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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