I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
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