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whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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