did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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