i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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