hell yes lets make some ravioli
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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