Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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