bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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