Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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