I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
This couple is walking their pig around campus
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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