How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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