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(404): View more from Georgia

your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona

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(615): View more from Tennessee

Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system

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(631): View more from New York

This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.

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(915): View more from Texas

Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.

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(705): View more from Ontario

I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity

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(613): View more from Ontario

sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Our livers are going to hate us.

(1-604): View more from British Columbia

It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.

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