wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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