Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
She bit a glass in half.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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