I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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