one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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