I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Randomize
