Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I think people are normalizing furries
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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