Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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