How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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